![]() 05/11/2016 at 11:56 • Filed to: dad jokes | ![]() | ![]() |
Dad Jokes:
Rusty Wallace because I’ve met him
Gatorade, as many of y’all know, was formulated at the University of Florida. Do you think that if they made it at Florida State, they’d have called it Seminole fluid?
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And remember to never buy Velcro products -
They’re a rip off
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You gotta hand it to short people, because otherwise they wouldn’t be able to reach it!
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Now THIS should be a theme day!
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I wouldn’t call it a Dad Joke if I wouldn’t say it to my kids. This just falls under Slightly Dirty Jokes.
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Or as they were called in our family, Grandpa Jokes.
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here is a dad joke:
mow my lawn, AND THEN GET OFF OF IT!